We've been thinking, this human host and I, and we think we need to spread the word.
I mean, who doesn't want to know what goes on in an imaginary dragon's head?
To that end we have decided to run a little competition. Each subscriber to this blog will be entered into a draw to become a character in Colin's next book...though why you'd want to I don't know.
I will of course be accepting bribes of various sorts, from those of you who want to avoid the embarrassment of appearing in a book about classic fantasy dragons. My word, the books have it so wrong.
Wednesday, 11 March 2015
Tuesday, 10 March 2015
Well, if I must!
If it were just for Colin's benefit I wouldn't entertain this foolish notion, but I can't penalise his friends for having poor taste.
And there is the fact that I do enjoy a good fantasy book. I must say that Colin has some gifted friends. There aren't nearly enough dragons in these books, but the imaginary worlds are enough to make an imaginary dragon homesick.
Being stuck inside Colin's head might be warm and cosy, and his imagination takes me all over the place, but I miss the Faerie realms where I grew up.
And there is the fact that I do enjoy a good fantasy book. I must say that Colin has some gifted friends. There aren't nearly enough dragons in these books, but the imaginary worlds are enough to make an imaginary dragon homesick.
Being stuck inside Colin's head might be warm and cosy, and his imagination takes me all over the place, but I miss the Faerie realms where I grew up.
Sunday, 8 March 2015
Happy Female day, from Claude the imaginary dragon
Hello humans,
It's come to my attention that today is World Woman's day. I'm not quite sure what this is so I asked Colin. He was his normal belligerent self(only sold a few books today, hence why my china is intact), but he did recommend something which might interest the ladies out there.
It's a collection of romance novels. I must say I'm not a great reader of human literature, but these are actually quite good. It pains me to say this, but in this case, Colin is right.
Happy Female day to all you humans!
Author's cave Romance eZine
It's come to my attention that today is World Woman's day. I'm not quite sure what this is so I asked Colin. He was his normal belligerent self(only sold a few books today, hence why my china is intact), but he did recommend something which might interest the ladies out there.
It's a collection of romance novels. I must say I'm not a great reader of human literature, but these are actually quite good. It pains me to say this, but in this case, Colin is right.
Happy Female day to all you humans!
Author's cave Romance eZine
Friday, 27 February 2015
An interview with Kim Murphy, author of Whispers from the Grave
Greetings Humans,
Today I am a little nervous. Normally I'm happy to stay out of sight, living in your dreams and legends. But Colin made an odd request a few weeks ago which has been playing on my mind.
You see, he suggested that people might be interested in chatting with me on a one to one basis.
So this is how this has come about. I had to pick a book which I liked the look of and contact the author. This was incredibly difficult. You humans write a lot of books, some of which were even worse than Colin's.
In the end I went for a book about one of my favourite times in your short history, the American Civil War. I've recently read another book set in this period. I find your outlook on what happened quite amusing; I mean, you completely overlooked the shortage of mint sauce which was caused throughout the world, when every ship flocked to supply your military with that silly gunpowder stuff...Ha!
The Author's name is Kim Murphy, and her book is called Whispers from the Grave
Whispers from the Grave
Today I am a little nervous. Normally I'm happy to stay out of sight, living in your dreams and legends. But Colin made an odd request a few weeks ago which has been playing on my mind.
You see, he suggested that people might be interested in chatting with me on a one to one basis.
So this is how this has come about. I had to pick a book which I liked the look of and contact the author. This was incredibly difficult. You humans write a lot of books, some of which were even worse than Colin's.
In the end I went for a book about one of my favourite times in your short history, the American Civil War. I've recently read another book set in this period. I find your outlook on what happened quite amusing; I mean, you completely overlooked the shortage of mint sauce which was caused throughout the world, when every ship flocked to supply your military with that silly gunpowder stuff...Ha!
The Author's name is Kim Murphy, and her book is called Whispers from the Grave
Whispers from the Grave
Claude
Well, Kim, do you
like dragons? And if so what is your favourite colour?
Kim
Of course, I love
dragons. How could anyone in their right mind, not love them? As for color, my
favorite color depends on my mood, and right now, with the snow on the ground,
green sounds rather attractive.
Claude
Hmm, I find that
for a human, you seem to have rather good taste. I think we might enjoy each
other's company. But, I digress. Please, tell me about the book you've written.
I believe it's about a ghost. I'm not a great fan of ghosts to be honest, but
this one might be a friend of mine. Apparently they haunt the mid 1800's. I was
there you know. Lots of humans dodging large round balls. I
found them quite tasty myself (the cannon balls, not the humans. They give me
indigestion). But please, tell me about your book.
Kim
I can definitely
understand why you're not a fan of ghosts, and I doubt the one in my book
Whispers from the Grave is a friend of yours. He's not very nice. My story
begins in the modern era on a secluded Virginia plantation by the name of
Poplar Ridge. Christine Olson visits her friend Judith Cameron. Before long,
she dreams of a Confederate soldier, who happens to look a lot like Judith's
brother, Geoff. Chris continues to have visions, which include a terrifying
one-eyed Union scout. She discovers she's seeing the past through the eyes of
woman by the name of Margaret. Little by little, she uncovers Margaret's dark secret
that took place during the American Civil War, and Geoff's connection to the
woman from the past.
Claude
Hmm, an
intriguing plot, Kim. I will clear a space on my shelf for it. I find I'm drawn
to this one eyed scout, however. Is he the ghost, or might this question cause
too much to be given away? Snort, I know what you writers are like with your
plots and plans.
Kim
Yes, he's a
ghost. He's the one that I warned about not being very nice.
Claude
Ooh...I see this book
spans two time periods, one modern day, and the other back a few years ago when
your countrymen had that little fight.. Oh it was bloody enough, but nothing
compared to the dark ages. I still remember my old friends Merlin and Arty. He
hated being called that, you know, but Merlin teased him endlessly. I must
say, however, you have done your research for this book. I know, I was there. Do you
feel it's important to get the details correct in historical fiction? After
all, this is a novel, not a textbook.
Kim
I think it really
depends on what type of historical fiction. For instance, I would expect fewer
details in a genre historical romance, than straight historical fiction. There
are a lot of very knowledgeable people when it comes to the American Civil War.
Heck, many are still fighting it. Therefore, I aim to be correct as possible,
and I put a note at the end so readers know where I've taken liberties. That
certainly doesn't mean my way is the only way. I love the research because I
enjoy bringing little known facts to the forefront. At the same time, I
certainly believe a writer shouldn't bog the book down to the point where
they've forgotten to tell a story. As you said, it's a novel, not a textbook.
Claude
Hmm, I totally
agree. I have read quite a few books over the years. Colin used to get
headaches after I moved into his head, because I bought them all with me.
Something about my bookshelves giving him a migraine. I have unfortunately read
some books that concentrate on the facts, to the detriment of the story. Yours
strikes a lovely balance, if you don't mind me saying. I loved the
inevitability of the actions in the past affecting the present. this was very
well done.
Kim
Thank you for
your kind words. Sometimes it can be tough to strike the balance, but I try my
best.
Claude
It's obvious
you've but a lot of work into this. Do you find that you miss your characters
when you've finished?
Kim
Most definitely.
It usually takes me a year or two to write a book, so when I write sequels,
I've spent a lot of years with characters. Then I'll start something new and
begin the process all over again. It's fun getting to know new characters and
see where they'll take me.
Claude
Yes, well Colin
feels the same. The idiot actually cried last week when on of his characters
died. But anyway, Kim, thank you very much for agreeing to chat to me. As you
can see I don't get many visitors. I personally like the aroma of roast lamb
and mint, but it's not to everyone's taste. I wish you many sales and lots of
luck.
Kim
Friday, 20 February 2015
Colin has a free book...Urgh
Read the title.
I'm nailing my shelves to the wall as I speak.
Tomorrow, Colin is running one of those promo things for his first book, Souls of the Never.
http://tinyurl.com/SoulsoftheNever
Ok, I have to admit, it's much better now he's listened to my advice. Tho he still won't put any of my singing or verse into it.
Souls was terrible until I got him to write a short prequel with dragons in it, but apparently he has another book out on pre order. Worlds of the Never. Well, at least it has a dragon on the cover.
http://tinyurl.com/WorldsoftheNever
I did enjoy Origins, however. It's free, though I don't understand money. I get tributes, and if I don't I burn them...simple.
http://tinyurl.com/OriginsoftheNever
I'm nailing my shelves to the wall as I speak.
Tomorrow, Colin is running one of those promo things for his first book, Souls of the Never.
http://tinyurl.com/SoulsoftheNever
Ok, I have to admit, it's much better now he's listened to my advice. Tho he still won't put any of my singing or verse into it.
Souls was terrible until I got him to write a short prequel with dragons in it, but apparently he has another book out on pre order. Worlds of the Never. Well, at least it has a dragon on the cover.
http://tinyurl.com/WorldsoftheNever
I did enjoy Origins, however. It's free, though I don't understand money. I get tributes, and if I don't I burn them...simple.
http://tinyurl.com/OriginsoftheNever
Monday, 16 February 2015
A wonderful read
As you know, I'm a very private dragon. I'm happy enough living inside Colin's head. But I've just read something that makes me want to sweep out my wings and fly.
The Soldier's Secret is a lovely story about love and hardship in mid 1800's America. You know, around the time of that little fight they had.
At it's heart it's a historical fiction tale, but Heather has done a lot of research. Successfully, I might add; remember, I was there. Yes, she has used artistic license; I did offer to advise her, but she wasn't interested in the same things a dragon might be.
The picture she paints of the times is quite remarkable, considering she didn't ask me to help. The scenes of the fighting and tactics are especially good.
I must say I did really enjoy this. I like a nice love story, and sometimes you humans can be so cute. I like Heather as well, but I'm not playing favourites here. The book is very, very good. I did shed a tear when 'ol...well, I won't spoil it for you.
I must go now. Apparently there are some roads that need clearing in the Kentucky area. They're paying me in Fireball whiskey and mint sauce. I may just pay a visit to the Appalachian mountains too. I miss them, and Heather describes them so well.
What's that little song I made up a couple of hundred years ago? Something about blue ridges and Virginia. Ah, it'll come back to me when I find that pine tree. It's lonesome because I burped when on a night out with a few native Americans who thought I was their god.
Those were the days :)
Saturday, 14 February 2015
Is it summertime yet? Dragons don't like the cold, you know.
Really? I mean, really.
I was in the most delightful slumber, counting sheep as they hopped into a huge vat of mint sauce.
You see, I had Colin convinced that dragons needed to hibernate, but now someone's gone and got him all shook up. I have't felt such a commotion since the last time he had an idea, and it's been very quiet lately in that department.
But I must say, I do agree with his latest one. I say his, but it was really a friend of ours from New Zealand who prompted the destruction of my finest china...again. Kate, we really do need to set up some sort of warning system for when you give Colin the inspiration for these mad scheme's of his. There is only so much of the Ming Dynasty collection left, you know.
So here we go.
Colin's latest idea is to rewrite Souls of the Never, but instead of setting the beginning, and so the main characters, to be from Boston, USA, he intends to move them to his own island of Ireland.
I must say I like this idea, not least so he can start writing the Queen's own English, not the silly words that those uncouth Americans write...I mean, there is a metal called aluminium. I know, I melt it down to polish my scales. But it is ALUMINIUM...not ALOOMINUM. I despair. Even as I dictate this, the spell checker puts a red line under the American pronunciation.
I applaud your(Kates) idea, Colin. Now hurry up and get it done. You only have a month and a half until the release of Worlds of the Never.
Worlds of the Never.
As for me, I think the best advice I can give you all is to read Origins of the Never. It is free, after all, and gives a wonderful insight into the history of the world Colin has created(I'll give him this much, he has done a great job here)
Origins of the Never
I was in the most delightful slumber, counting sheep as they hopped into a huge vat of mint sauce.
You see, I had Colin convinced that dragons needed to hibernate, but now someone's gone and got him all shook up. I have't felt such a commotion since the last time he had an idea, and it's been very quiet lately in that department.
But I must say, I do agree with his latest one. I say his, but it was really a friend of ours from New Zealand who prompted the destruction of my finest china...again. Kate, we really do need to set up some sort of warning system for when you give Colin the inspiration for these mad scheme's of his. There is only so much of the Ming Dynasty collection left, you know.
So here we go.
Colin's latest idea is to rewrite Souls of the Never, but instead of setting the beginning, and so the main characters, to be from Boston, USA, he intends to move them to his own island of Ireland.
I must say I like this idea, not least so he can start writing the Queen's own English, not the silly words that those uncouth Americans write...I mean, there is a metal called aluminium. I know, I melt it down to polish my scales. But it is ALUMINIUM...not ALOOMINUM. I despair. Even as I dictate this, the spell checker puts a red line under the American pronunciation.
I applaud your(Kates) idea, Colin. Now hurry up and get it done. You only have a month and a half until the release of Worlds of the Never.
Worlds of the Never.
As for me, I think the best advice I can give you all is to read Origins of the Never. It is free, after all, and gives a wonderful insight into the history of the world Colin has created(I'll give him this much, he has done a great job here)
Origins of the Never
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